New Testament Reading #6

A reading from the first Book of Corinthians (13:1-8)

     If i speak with human tongues and angelic as well, but do not have love, I am a noisy gong, a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and, with full knowledge, comprehend all mysteries, if I have faith great enough to move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give everything i have to feed the poor and hang over my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing.

     Love is patient; love is kind. Love is not jealous, it does not put on airs, it is not self-seeking, it is not prone to anger; neither does it brood over injuries. Love does not rejoice in what is wrong but rejoices with the truth. There is no limit to love's forbearance, to its trust, its hope, its power to endure.

     Love never fails. There are in the end three things that last: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.

The Word of the Lord.

hi i haven't used this forever.

PERHAPS QUOTE OF THE DAY WILL SOON AGAIN OWN MY LIFEEEEEE.

quote of the day
mom - [eating peanuts]
dad - how's your nuts?
mom - good, and yours?
dad - I DON'T HAVE ANY.

charlie - fuck you!
carmen - charlie, watch your language!
charlie - OH PLEASE. you act like you've never heard a swear before. WHAT have you been LIVING in, a cocoon?! FUCK SHIT ASS.

charlie - you can't have sex in heaven.
me - no, it's really a sin. sex is strictly for reproduction.
charlie - that's why i'm going to HELL.

lisa - [on intercom] GILLIAN TO SERVICE.
vicki - HAHA they didn't call me.
lisa VICKI TO SERVICE.
shay - HAHA they didn-
lisa - SHAY TO SERVICE.

still premium. woot.

quotes of the day
steve - *points to his big burger king up* a dollar 77 buys your way to heaven.
bwkjr - yeah, and DIABETES.

bwkjr - it's two thirty. i have to take my motrin.

billy - it's not my fault it's small, leave me alone.
*long pause, awkward stares from gillian, mark, meaghan, and michelle*
mark - okay billy, leave the table.

so how about freezers and fridgerators with deli?

wadup sweet sixteen?

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